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    Things I’m Still Bitter About

    We’re not supposed to be bitter. It’s not good for us. It gives us disapproving facial lines, bad acid…

    March 6, 2017
  • Have better conversations
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    Have Better Conversations #8

    It’s time for another round of five links that have led to better conversations for me in the last…

    March 3, 2017
  • God's Own Junkyard
    London Love Story, Travelling and Poking About

    Neon and coffins at God’s Own Junkyard

    The theme for this month’s Travel Link Up is “Hidden Gems”. Now, God’s Own Junkyard, a neon gallery and…

    March 1, 2017
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    Horoscopes: March 2017

    It’s nearly March.  I guess that means you lot are looking to me to read your horoscopes for the…

    February 27, 2017
  • Historical Places, London Love Story

    Osterley Park

    In September I explored Osterley Park as part of the annual London Open House event. That’s where buildings of…

    February 13, 2017
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    FYI Friday #1

    I’m back. I’ve been so busy with work and setting up a new portfolio website and EVERY LITTLE THING…

    February 10, 2017
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    Have Better Conversations #7

    I’m renewing my commitment to do more of these ‘link’ posts. Here are five things that interested me enough…

    February 3, 2017
  • Travelling and Poking About

    Travel Outtakes

    This month for the travel link up the theme is “Travel Outtakes”. This provoked a lot of puzzled face…

    February 1, 2017
  • The Mayfairy Horoscopes
    Rants and Whimsy

    Horoscopes: February 2017

    We are one month down already in 2017. I forgive you if you’ve been avoiding my horoscopes posts because…

    January 30, 2017
  • Travelling and Poking About

    Polaroids and Prosecco

    I went to a family wedding in November, which as we all know is an excellent opportunity to have…

    January 24, 2017
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  • I had a major breakthrough yesterday on a thing that I can't really talk about. So it's a great subject for an Instagram caption. Yep. Here, have a rhino with a suspect horn instead. It will distract you while I smile broadly about the thing I can't really go into over here...
  • Is it Thursday today? Who can be sure any more. On the positive side: at least you're not holding up a building with your head. I hope.
  • I seem to have a thing for scheduling annoying medical stuff on Friday afternoons. Last week, cervical smear. This Friday it was the dentist. He told me I'm brushing too aggressively and messing up my gums. I'm pretty sure this is because I always brush my teeth in the morning with my iPod blaring dance tunes while shaking my ass in time to the music. It wakes me up. This must be what Michael Jackson was on about when he said "blame it on the boogie".
  • Say hello to brick face.

It is Friday. I have organised a mission to take multiple forms of public transport to go get huge amounts of Chinese food. Basically, I'm going to eat Chinese food all weekend, but not the usual stuff that's available nearby. The really, really good stuff that moved to another location coz Greenwich rents are crazy. 
I'm ridiculously excited about this. THINK OF THE NOODLES!
  • I had the best day hanging out with @londonkiwiemma @globetrotterpostcards and Pocahontas in Gravesend, Kent.

Come March it's been 400 years since Pocahontas died and was buried in Gravesend, so we went over for a day by the seaside, tea and cake. I even asked the vicar where the racoon was buried. So much good blog fodder.
  • I found this wee fella at Osterley Park – one of those big old mansion houses that you walk around looking at rickety stuff and servants quarters. I love him. He's lucky that I don't own him, as I'd probably have this need to see how many Maltesers I could fit in his mouth. It's probably not the kind of thing one should smear chocolate all over...
  • Staring at Wednesday like WHY AREN'T YOU FRIDAY?!
This is the problem with actually getting stuff done. I feel like I've done a week's worth of work already, yet here we are with a big plate of Wednesday in front of us. Madness.
  • Been on a wild ride. Birthday, ridiculous unexpected expenditure, masses of life admin. Maybe everything can go back to normal now? Or, maybe, better than normal?

Also, there's a skull in a wall somewhere round Mayfair. Ish. Don't ask me, I'm too busy to take it all in.
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